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Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

ya-boy-levi:

That awkward moment when you can’t draw a good face to match your eyes.

ya-boy-levi:

That awkward moment when you can’t draw a good face to match your eyes.


batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 


gothpornstar:

is this olive?


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letargos:

Martin Scott - No Escape

letargos:

Martin Scott - No Escape


heroinpuppy:

*ksssk*sir, what is that thing? *ksssk*that there private is the aesthetic

heroinpuppy:

*ksssk*sir, what is that thing?
*ksssk*that there private is the aesthetic



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unclefather:

Life hack: If you want to, you can drink hand soap. 


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